Why I want to be black: Part 1 in a 127 part series

White people can't name their kids Desean, or Lamarcus, or Jaquizz, or any other cool name like that. All the stuffy white women I had to meet at Cotillion would have had seizures if I'd introduced myself as LaDainian. I've always really like the name's Antawn and Niko for boys. Thats even too out of the ordinary for a white person. It's not fair. I don't have a rant except to complain its not fair. Maybe I'll get a dog and name it Niko while my kid gets an ordinary name.